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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle</title>
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		<title>Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches &#8211; So Here&#8217;s a Contract for Potential Future Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day a baby boy is born you begin to worry about the evil wench who is going to steal him away.  And rightfully so, one day some harlot is going to try and make him hers, but you know what?  He asked you to marry him first.  Sure he was 4, but you win Moms, YOU WIN!  Now, if said harlot could simply sign this contract you can give him to her with your blessing.  This is for any Mom of a boy... ]]></description>
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		<title>Fifty Shades of Why Can’t I Put this Trashy Book Down?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And Men- you will never meet a girl who goes from a virgin to a sex starved, multiple orgasm having, spanking liking, sex slave who’s uncomfortable with you spending money on her!  Like Nessie, the tooth fairy, and non lesbian softball coaches: they do not exist.  
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		<title>You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if… &#124; Funny Stuff I did Elsewhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if… Ok, here&#8217;s a post I worked on at my other site, but it cracked me up soooo much I thought I&#8217;d share it.  Feel free to share it with your Jewish friends as well!  Oh, and tell me your fave&#8230; mine is:  &#8211; You end all prayers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Much Knowledge Could be Bad for Your Health</title>
		<link>http://www.thesuburbanjungle.com/a-little-too-much-knowledge-could-kill-you</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is a perfect example of why playing dumb is underrated!!!  In a doctors office, there&#8217;s a fine line between what you should be privy to and what should not be part of a conventional, time killing conversation. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m one of those annoying patients who&#8217;s always trying to suck some  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Things I Wanted to do with My Life and Clearly Never Will</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humor for anyone who has a goal they never accomplished! Ok, so it's my Birthday, a day filled with the logging of new wrinkles and the circling of new cellulite dimples that I will have to remove at 40, it has dawned on me what I have not accomplished and what I will never accomplish in life.  EVER! ]]></description>
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		<title>The Jesus Question All Jews Dread &#124; Funny Shit I Wrote Elsewhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This conversation occurred a couple days ago.  What it taught me? As my children get older, I’m less capable of competent parenting.

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		<title>Mom: Can you Die of Constipation&#8230; Elvis Did</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son&#8217;s birthday is the same day as the King.  Oh, you know, THE King.  This is the enlightening conversation we had to commemorate his birthday.  I hope the King had other conversations to eavesdrop on at the time. Jake: Elvis died in the bathroom. Me:  Did he? Jake:  He was constipated, did you know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Does a Gal Gotta Do to Get a Compliment Around Here &#8211; Oh Not That</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know what you&#8217;re thinking from the title and I&#8217;m so not going there. Though that would probably work with the hubby. But, that boat sailed on our wedding night. What? I&#8217;m Jewish, it&#8217;s in the handbook. We drop that trick from our repertoire faster than we admit to not liking football. Well, there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Post is Not for the Conservative &#8211; ahem &#8211; Straight Laced &#8211; ahem &#8211; Uptight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: Surfing the Internet While Schtupping &#8211; A Multitaskers Dream  Alternate title:  There&#8217;s Nothing like a good well placed &#8220;f*ck.&#8221; A bit too racy for my site, but if you like that kinda thing &#8211; Hooka &#8211; enjoy. &#8220;&#8230;Maybe I want to check Perez to see who Carnie Wilson ate to gain all the weight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jewish Mom Gone Mild &#8211; Ahem &#8211; Wild \ I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom What&#8217;s Your Excuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is from my favorite new blog:  I&#8217;m a Jewish Mom, What&#8217;s Your Excuse?   It&#8217;s a blog about GUILT, ANXIETY, MISCONCEPTION, AGING, SEX, SARCASM, SALES, SHOPPING and OTHER SHIT. You do not have to be Jewish to read it, thought there is a reader test.  You only have to have a good sense [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Resolutions ANYONE Can Keep &#124; For 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time of year I amuse myself by looking back at last year’s resolutions. Ones I made with the best intentions, like learning an instrument or a foreign language. Last Hanukkah I had my husband buy me a guitar. I had all the confidence in the world that by this New Year&#8217;s, I would balk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Politically Incorrect Meets the Forth Grade</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jenny from the blog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple weeks back, I went to my son’s school as a volunteer for his holiday class party.  In an attempt to be overly PC they had all the usual non-denominational stuff: snow flake making, a toilet paper snowman contest, and other things related to snow and not Chanukah menorahs or Christmas trees or whatever [...]]]></description>
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