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	<title>Jenny  From  the  Blog presents . . . . The Suburban Jungle &#187; Non-Useful Tips</title>
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		<title>Moms of Boys are Jealous Bitches &#8211; So Here&#8217;s a Contract for Potential Future Wives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The day a baby boy is born you begin to worry about the evil wench who is going to steal him away.  And rightfully so, one day some harlot is going to try and make him hers, but you know what?  He asked you to marry him first.  Sure he was 4, but you win Moms, YOU WIN!  Now, if said harlot could simply sign this contract you can give him to her with your blessing.  This is for any Mom of a boy... ]]></description>
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		<title>Innocent Or Not, I&#8217;m Guilty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went out shopping with my mom the other day and I felt guilty, not because I was breaking my necessary self-imposed shopping ban, but because I had left my kids. I had left them not with a babysitter, but with my husband. They were not doing child labor; they were simply going to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye Disney World, Hello Backyard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mickey: Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think we need to take a break. Sure, I love the way you and your friends with oversized heads eat breakfast with my family and entertain us with your theme parks, but you ask for so much in return. I pay a near fortune [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Trip To The Zoo, Day 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was the first round of tests, an echo cardiogram and a heart rate monitor to wear for 24 hrs.  I was supposed to have a stress test but, I had rolled my ankle the day before while tripping over my puppy and trying not to crash into Jake on our afternoon walk/sprint.  Being that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Housekeeping Gives Suburban Jungle It&#8217;s Seal Of Approval&#8230;finally</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below is an article from Goodhousekeeping.com Notice who&#8217;s representin&#8217; the Suburban Mom?  Yours truly.  &#8220;Props to me&#8221;&#8230; wait I sound too urban for my title.  &#8220;Oh, with respect to my most recent publicity, I gladly accept your accolades.&#8221;  That&#8217;s better. Jen Singer, whoever you are, you are my new BFF 4-ever and I don&#8217;t say [...]]]></description>
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